Shakira Refuses To Marry

Shakira has vowed never to marry - because the tabloid press would make a mockery of her divorce if she ever split from her partner.

The Colombian singer refuses to tie the knot with investment banker Antonio de la Rua, her boyfriend of nine years, because she doesn't want their nuptials or a possible break-up splashed across the front pages.

She tells Rolling Stone magazine, "It's funny how the papers want to see you married, and then they want to see you divorced. Well, I won't do any of it."

However, the Hips Don't Lie hit-maker is eager to start a family with de la Rua, insisting they don't need to be married to have children.

She said, "My body feels like it is asking to reproduce, to have a huge belly and carry babies."

Anna is Friel with Her Body

We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we’re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, “How does Anna feel about it?” Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O’Grady Show:

“At first I was [nervous]. There was a whole debate about when we actually rehearse the nakedness for the first time. It was in a rehearsal room which was very stark and cold and under fluorescent lights.

She added: “It’s so brief and it’s not gratuitous, it’s not salacious. It’s about this guy who sees a naked woman for the very first time. It teaches him to be a bit more open about it and not so stuffy. We’ve all got them – they just look different!”

“I have never really had a problem with nakedness. I could sit here completely naked and be interviewed and not care. But I won’t be doing that, don’t worry!”

Well thank God because I was really worried. I was sitting here wringing my hands and chewing the skin on the insides of my teeth like, “OK, breathe, CelebNewsWire. Just breathe.” Then I took some Valerian root and read this story and everything’s cool now.

In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway hostess/infant factory said,

“He always gets me to take my clothes off for some reason. We’ll do some job and then he’ll say, ‘Why don’t we shoot some more things?’ and I’ll wind up without anything on.”

Some of the pics from the book leaked today, and by God, Heidi was not funnin’. She is naked. There is butt and there is nip. After the cut, please enjoy the photographs and let us know which of them you find the sexiest. Us? We like the ones in which she’s been Carrie’d by a bucket of diarrhea. Nothing says “Heidilicious” like being dipped in loose stools.

A better title would be The Reality Show From Hell.

The pitch for Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom, obtained by one network it was pitched to, begins modestly: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion."

It gets better: "Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution." Then, the big kicker (pause) ...

"Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."

The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival American Idol in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."

If there's any silver lining to be found in this, it's that everyone can hate these two. Just put the Israelis and Palestinians together for a showing and they'll emerge best of friends, united in the hatred of a common enemy.


A better title would be The Reality Show From Hell.

The pitch for Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom, obtained by one network it was pitched to, begins modestly: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion."

It gets better: "Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution." Then, the big kicker (pause) ...

"Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."

The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival American Idol in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."

If there's any silver lining to be found in this, it's that everyone can hate these two. Just put the Israelis and Palestinians together for a showing and they'll emerge best of friends, united in the hatred of a common enemy.

Girl-on-Girl Action: Coming to 90210!

When we were 12, and had huge crushes on Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth, this storyline would have been awesome.

Now, we're (a tiny bit) more mature and simply roll our eyes at the planned lesbian storyline coming to 90210.

Indeed, show producer Rebecca Sinclair confirms that Rumer Willis' lesbian character of Gia will get a girlfriend in early 2010... in the form of previously straight Adrianna!

In the past, the strategy of turning a series regular gay for a few episodes was a clear publicity stunt, as fans of The OC and Mischa Barton likely recall.

But the ratings for 90210 have surged this season. Says Sinclair of the plot:

“This isn’t a fling. We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting... And there’s been a real void in the 90210 universe in terms of gay and bisexual characters.”

That will actually start to change this Tuesday night when Samantha Ronson guest stars.

Britney Spears Teases Men, Women, "3" Music Video

Britney Spears' new single is called "3." In case there was any confusion, that's the number of sex partners involved in a provocative encounter she's singing about.

It's also half as many seconds as the video clip she posted on Twitter, promoting the new "3" music video. Yup, it's that frickin' short. But c'mon, it's still so hot!

There's not too much more to say about it, given the ridiculous length of the clip. But we must say, Britney's newer, cleaner image must not extend to her music ...

This concludes the first Britney Spears "3" video clip. We hope you're satisfied. There are supposedly two more coming, too ... which is actually what she said.

Sorry, we've been reading too many Office quotes lately. Crazy Michael Scott.

UPDATE: The second clip from "3" has been released! Peep it post-jump:

Megan Fox Enjoys Sex, Flaunting Body for Attention

She'll likely get criticized for speaking her mind, but Megan Fox makes an admission in Great Britian's Skymag that few stars would make. She says:

“I’ve always laughed at actresses who complain about having to do sexy roles when they’re starting out. Who are they kidding? That’s the key to getting attention and moving on to better things."

It's hard to argue with that point. While it would be nice to live in a society that didn't initially judge people on their looks, that simply isn't the case these days.

Fortunately for us, Fox is willing to pose naked in order to be noticed and, therefore, land major film roles. She makes money. Men drool. Everyone wins!

Fox added that her openness about sex and nudity is based on her background.

“I grew up with this rebellious streak of not wanting to conform. I was sent to this strict Christian school that I hated and we were all told that the theory of evolution was wrong and sex was wrong. It was a nightmare.

“Women are supposed to project their sexuality, yet there’s this strange stigma when it comes to talking about sex. I’m not afraid to say how much I enjoy sex. I’m not shy.”

Do you find Fox attractive? Do you believe in evolution? Leave a comment and weigh in on these pressing issues today!