Shakira Refuses To Marry

Shakira has vowed never to marry - because the tabloid press would make a mockery of her divorce if she ever split from her partner.

The Colombian singer refuses to tie the knot with investment banker Antonio de la Rua, her boyfriend of nine years, because she doesn't want their nuptials or a possible break-up splashed across the front pages.

She tells Rolling Stone magazine, "It's funny how the papers want to see you married, and then they want to see you divorced. Well, I won't do any of it."

However, the Hips Don't Lie hit-maker is eager to start a family with de la Rua, insisting they don't need to be married to have children.

She said, "My body feels like it is asking to reproduce, to have a huge belly and carry babies."

Anna is Friel with Her Body

We all enjoyed the pictures of Anna Friel nude in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. We liked looking at them and we liked thinking about them. But we’re a sensitive website with a kokopelli tattoo to prove it so we wondered, “How does Anna feel about it?” Funny we should ask. She said on the Paul O’Grady Show:

“At first I was [nervous]. There was a whole debate about when we actually rehearse the nakedness for the first time. It was in a rehearsal room which was very stark and cold and under fluorescent lights.

She added: “It’s so brief and it’s not gratuitous, it’s not salacious. It’s about this guy who sees a naked woman for the very first time. It teaches him to be a bit more open about it and not so stuffy. We’ve all got them – they just look different!”

“I have never really had a problem with nakedness. I could sit here completely naked and be interviewed and not care. But I won’t be doing that, don’t worry!”

Well thank God because I was really worried. I was sitting here wringing my hands and chewing the skin on the insides of my teeth like, “OK, breathe, CelebNewsWire. Just breathe.” Then I took some Valerian root and read this story and everything’s cool now.

In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway hostess/infant factory said,

“He always gets me to take my clothes off for some reason. We’ll do some job and then he’ll say, ‘Why don’t we shoot some more things?’ and I’ll wind up without anything on.”

Some of the pics from the book leaked today, and by God, Heidi was not funnin’. She is naked. There is butt and there is nip. After the cut, please enjoy the photographs and let us know which of them you find the sexiest. Us? We like the ones in which she’s been Carrie’d by a bucket of diarrhea. Nothing says “Heidilicious” like being dipped in loose stools.

A better title would be The Reality Show From Hell.

The pitch for Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom, obtained by one network it was pitched to, begins modestly: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion."

It gets better: "Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution." Then, the big kicker (pause) ...

"Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."

The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival American Idol in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."

If there's any silver lining to be found in this, it's that everyone can hate these two. Just put the Israelis and Palestinians together for a showing and they'll emerge best of friends, united in the hatred of a common enemy.


A better title would be The Reality Show From Hell.

The pitch for Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom, obtained by one network it was pitched to, begins modestly: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion."

It gets better: "Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution." Then, the big kicker (pause) ...

"Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."

The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival American Idol in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."

If there's any silver lining to be found in this, it's that everyone can hate these two. Just put the Israelis and Palestinians together for a showing and they'll emerge best of friends, united in the hatred of a common enemy.

Girl-on-Girl Action: Coming to 90210!

When we were 12, and had huge crushes on Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth, this storyline would have been awesome.

Now, we're (a tiny bit) more mature and simply roll our eyes at the planned lesbian storyline coming to 90210.

Indeed, show producer Rebecca Sinclair confirms that Rumer Willis' lesbian character of Gia will get a girlfriend in early 2010... in the form of previously straight Adrianna!

In the past, the strategy of turning a series regular gay for a few episodes was a clear publicity stunt, as fans of The OC and Mischa Barton likely recall.

But the ratings for 90210 have surged this season. Says Sinclair of the plot:

“This isn’t a fling. We’re coming at this [relationship] from a genuine place and not going, ‘Let’s do a titillating story that will grab some promotion.’ This is a real aspect of teenager life that’s interesting... And there’s been a real void in the 90210 universe in terms of gay and bisexual characters.”

That will actually start to change this Tuesday night when Samantha Ronson guest stars.

Britney Spears Teases Men, Women, "3" Music Video

Britney Spears' new single is called "3." In case there was any confusion, that's the number of sex partners involved in a provocative encounter she's singing about.

It's also half as many seconds as the video clip she posted on Twitter, promoting the new "3" music video. Yup, it's that frickin' short. But c'mon, it's still so hot!

There's not too much more to say about it, given the ridiculous length of the clip. But we must say, Britney's newer, cleaner image must not extend to her music ...

This concludes the first Britney Spears "3" video clip. We hope you're satisfied. There are supposedly two more coming, too ... which is actually what she said.

Sorry, we've been reading too many Office quotes lately. Crazy Michael Scott.

UPDATE: The second clip from "3" has been released! Peep it post-jump:

Megan Fox Enjoys Sex, Flaunting Body for Attention

She'll likely get criticized for speaking her mind, but Megan Fox makes an admission in Great Britian's Skymag that few stars would make. She says:

“I’ve always laughed at actresses who complain about having to do sexy roles when they’re starting out. Who are they kidding? That’s the key to getting attention and moving on to better things."

It's hard to argue with that point. While it would be nice to live in a society that didn't initially judge people on their looks, that simply isn't the case these days.

Fortunately for us, Fox is willing to pose naked in order to be noticed and, therefore, land major film roles. She makes money. Men drool. Everyone wins!

Fox added that her openness about sex and nudity is based on her background.

“I grew up with this rebellious streak of not wanting to conform. I was sent to this strict Christian school that I hated and we were all told that the theory of evolution was wrong and sex was wrong. It was a nightmare.

“Women are supposed to project their sexuality, yet there’s this strange stigma when it comes to talking about sex. I’m not afraid to say how much I enjoy sex. I’m not shy.”

Do you find Fox attractive? Do you believe in evolution? Leave a comment and weigh in on these pressing issues today!

Michael Jackson Autopsy Picture: Leaked? Fake?

This morning, rumors surfaced in the UK that a Michael Jackson autopsy picture has been leaked and is being shopped. The "owner" is allegedly seeking $1 million.

Reports say the photo shows the deceased music icon with a shaved head, eyes open, ashy skin, lips flat, makeup removed, eyebrows tattooed, lying on his back.

The autopsy pic supposedly originated from "a high ranking police official" and was passed on via phone to another individual who is now seeking to profit from it.

A British celebrity gossip tabloid editor claims the photo could fetch a $1 million price tag. If it were real, that is, and we're quite skeptical that such a thing exists.

The scandalous Michael Jackson death photo from earlier this year.

So far, no actual autopsy pic has surfaced. But people are obsessed with the late King of Pop, perhaps more now than at any point in the last 10 years of his life.

They will therefore believe what they want to believe, and clamor for every scandalous piece of information - real or fabricated - that they can get their hands on.

In that sense, it's not hard to see why such a rumor would surface and gain traction, even though it is likely untrue, and that people would actually be interested.

Still, do you really want to see a death photo or autopsy photo of Michael Jackson? What's the appeal? Why not just attend a This Is It premiere in your area?

That way, you can get your MJ fix and actually see real footage!

Avril Lavigne Husband Has New Girlfriend

Well, Avril Lavigne already filled for divorce one week ago, and paparazzi now find her former boyfriend making out with a new chick. Maybe he was cheating on her already???

Deryck Whibley was seen kissing his new girlfriend Hanna Beth Merjos at Tattoo Mania in Hollywood. A tip? Dude, if you don’t want to get caught don’t make out at celebrity spots, the photographers are there! We know your technical not cheating right now, but maybe moving too fast?

This Is It Fashion Face-Off: Paula Abdul vs. Jennifer Lopez

Need proof that Michael Jackson touched the lives of millions of people?

Consider last night's premiere of This Is It. The movie drew celebrities from all industries. Heck, it even drew stars that are only famous because they fathered a child out of wedlock with a late drug addict.

The film opening also gave former A-list celebs a chance to pose on the red carpet once more. Two great cases in point: Paula Abdul and Jennifer Lopez.

The former American Idol judge and former tabloid cover regular each battled the wind, along with one another, at the movie. Study their fashion choices below and then cast your vote...

The Hills Recap: "Sorry Boo, Strike Two"

This week on The Hills, Justin-Bobby continued to play mind games with Kristin, Holly got plastered again and Jayde Nicole went absolutely insane on Brody.

As always, The Hollywood Gossip editorial board looks back at back the previous night's The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points ...

This week's episode title comes from a text Justin sent Kristin after ditching her beach party, referring to her three strike rule. Yes, he wrote that. Minus 7.

Later, he surprises "boo" by showing up anyway. Plus 6, because like the naked guy on How I Met Your Mother, J-B's unpredictability totally works on girls.

Kristin Cavallari sure overdoes the fake Valley Girl accent, over-pronouncing each syllable trying to sound ditzy. Liiiiiike, yaaaaaa, Bro-dayyyyyy. Minus 5.

HOT preview for New Moon during commercials! Plus 3.

Holly Montag says her true love is Jack. As in Daniel. Minus 4 for this dreadful cliche and being one of the sloppier drunks out there. We hope she's acting.

Despite being wrapped around Justin's finger, Kristin admits she has feelings for Bro-dayyyyyy. Ahh, there's nothing like a freshly contrived love triangle. Plus 2.

Speaking of Brody's love life, either MTV's editors want to sabotage Jayde Nicole, or she is rapidly becoming mentally unbalanced. Jealous much. Jayde? Minus 6.
Random dude off-camera: "What is up with Holly?" Great question. Plus 9.
Team Enzo! Plus 7, because even Spencer Pratt is warming to his adorable little neighbor. He tries, but can't even pretend to hate him anymore. It's kind of cute.
For the love of G*d, what the hell is Holly wearing at Speidi's!? Minus 4. Is The Hills secretly a cult where you have to drop 25 pounds and get plastic surgery?
Concerned Heidi Montag tells her troubled, drunk sis that she would, like, do anything for her (going to her b-party without a fee notwithstanding). Plus 6. B!tch.
Obligatory Minus 5 for Kristin not being Lauren Conrad. Are we really supposed to care about this girl and become invested in all her personal drama? Fail.

THG Caption Contest Winner For October 27

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest yielded plenty of good entries yesterday.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of The Hills' Lo Bosworth and Audrina Patridge. Your winner is TheGenePool.

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Hellion and SpaceAceMoonBoots. Thanks to everybody for their efforts and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

It's such a beautiful thing when friends get together and share a neuron

Khloe Kardashian Sits Kourtside, Kommands Wedding Attention

Considering the Lakers' best player is a self-centered, adulterous, accused rapist, we didn't think we could hate the team any more than we already do.

Then, Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom.

Now, we'll be stuck with this attention-starved socialite's presence at every Los Angeles home game, as illustrated last night when Khloe and Kim Kardashian sat courtside, pretended to cheer Odom on and checked themselves out on the arena's jumbotron.

Said Khloe at the game: "It's an honor to be here watching... I'm so happy to be able to experience this great accomplishment with Lamar. I'm so proud of my husband."

Meanwhile, fans of contrived weddings and scripted reality shows would be proud of the Kardashians as a whole.

The Khloe/Lamar wedding special will air on E! on November 8 and we've posted the hilarious, infuriating preview for it after this article's jump.

Check it out now for the fakest tears and most well-rehearsed arguments of the fall TV season.

This Is It Fashion Face-Off: Julianne Hough vs. Ashley Tisdale

Our latest fashion face-off featuring stars at the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It documentary last night holds an interesting connection to the King of Pop.

Or at least his last director. Kenny Ortega directed This Is It, and is also known for heading the High School Musical franchise, which starred Ashley Tisdale (right).

He's also heading up the remake of Footloose, starring Julianne Hough (left) and Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. Anyway, which cutie looked better last night?

Julianne, the two-time Dancing with the Stars champion, went with more of a (chic) rocker look, while Ashley honored the late King of Pop with a vintage T.

Who will win this battle of the blondes? Vote below!

Kate Gosselin Continues Jon-Bashing Press Tour

"Certain events take place that make us sitting ducks. It makes us easy targets." - Kate Gosselin on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in an interview airing later today.

Making the media rounds in an attempt to show she sucks slightly less than estranged husband Jon, Kate fashions herself as the one who takes the high road.

"Certain ones of us speak a lot; others of us prefer to keep our mouths shut," she says, in reference to her Ed Hardy-wearing, PR-loving douche of a spouse.

Asked whether it helps or hurts that Jon is seemingly so in love with the press, Kate says, "I just know that on TV or off TV, I've been targeted and torn apart."

Still, don't expect her to lose track of her priorities.

"I am a mother first," she says. "I will always be a mother, and I would die for my kids if need be. I would never put them in a situation that was dangerous or unsafe for them ... there is nothing I would do to put them in danger."

"My focus is them. It's not the paparazzi. My focus is not what trip I can go on, or what shows I can do as a result of this thing. This is my job. This is what I do."
Well, that and shill for her new book ...

SIMON COWELL AND OTHER SPOOKED CELEBS October 24, 2009

Actress Camilla Belle looks sweet and stylish at the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style in Beverly Hills on Thursday (October 22).

The 23-year-old actress wore a lacy Marchesa dress with feather detailing at the event, where fashion house Cartier and the late Grace Kelly, princess of Monaco, were honored.

Production begins November 2 for Camilla’s new film, From Prada to Nada.

The loose adaptation of Sense And Sensibility will star Camilla, Adriana Barraza and Alexa Vega in a story of two spoiled sisters who move in with their estranged aunt in East L.A. after their father passes away.

Simon Cowell Is Possessed: Spooked Celebs

That look in Simon Cowell's eye might very well explain some of his most vicious of tongue-lashings he's dealt to many an aspiring singer. Demonic possession? We're not sure, but whatever it is, it seems to be going around.
Gallery Info: Simon Cowell kicks off the gallery of celebs who seem possessed by the devil.

Kim Kardashian: Birthday Party Details

Kim Kardashian knows how to do birthdays! After celebrating in Las Vegas for her 29th birthday, Kim was the guest of honor at a birthday dinner on Wednesday at Philippe in West Hollywood.

First, the star stopped by Kitson for a fashion event held by sister Khloe’s new husband, Lamar Odom, then went to join her mother Kris Jenner, sister Kourtney Kardashian and 20 friends for some delicious Asian cuisine.

Love with Jason Trawick Saved Britney Spears

After a terrible marriage to Kevin Federline and rocky flings with JR Rotem, Isaac Cohen, Howie Day and Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears may have found The One.

That would be Jason Trawick, her agent-turned-boyfriend.

"'He's the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he's stable,'" says Brit's mom Lynne Spears, according to Us.

Jason Trawick, 37, stood by Britney during her darkest moments, like when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in early 2008.

During that period in her life she lost many people close to her - not to mention custody of sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3. But Jason stayed.

Jason Trawick has saved Britney Spears. We'd actually give more credit to her father, Jamie, but there's no question that her new boyfriend is a great influence.

"Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney's life," says a source close to her "He's very protective of her."

Besides his quick wit and ability to make her laugh in any situation, the best attribute of Jason Trawick is that he accepts Britney Spears - drama and all.

"She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don't think she's been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her," says a pal.

"He tells her that she should take responsibility for her own actions."

Bold idea. Now we just need Jason to date Lindsay Lohan next.

Michael Bublé Slays New Moon!

First Kiss, now the Twi-hards!

Michael Bublé is ruling the charts!

Bublé's Crazy Love is number 1 on the Billboard charts for the second week in a row, snatching the top spot from the soundtrack for the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon!

Michael sold an astonishing 203,000 records this past week, while the New Moon soundtrack only managed to push 115,000 copies.

Is the Twilight craze losing steam?????

Chris Brown Speaks Out - Again!

Chris Brown just makes no sense.

The douchebag went on air for the first time in months and spoke with New York's Hot 97 The Angie Martinez show today, and not surprisingly, he had nothing of substance to say.

Aside from claiming "he's human" several times, Brown really didn't explain anything about that aweful night where he beat up Rihanna.

Instead, he just gave different excuses but no real explanation. According to Chris, "I regret every second of it. I'm human."

And again, Chris said that out of respect for his privacy and for Rihanna's privacy, he doesn't want to go into details about what happened.

LAME!

When asked about the rumors that there had been some violence in their relationship before, Chris said there were never any prior incidents.

And when Angie asked about the reports that Chris was also hurt and injured during the "attack" earlier this year, the douche decided not to answer and said he rather not talk about it. We're guessing that means he wasn't psychically hurt.

Chris even went on to talk about being mad at Oprah Winfrey!

According to Chris, he feels that he's done so many things with Oprah and when he needed a helping hand it didn't happen. He also promised to continue counseling and said he'd never hit a woman again.

And we truly hope he means it. But the statistics are against him.

CLICK HERE to listen to the whole interview.

The Vampire Diaries Gets A Full Season!

Looks like the vampire trend isn't going anywhere soon!

The CW ordered a full season of its latest and what seems to be its only hit at the moment, The Vampire Diaries.

The show is currently the most-watched on the network and raked in 3.9 million viewers during last week's episode.

As for the lackluster Melrose Place, the CW has ordered only 5 more episodes and seems to be holding out to see if the ratings will spike at all with the return of Heather Locklear.

And if Heather can't save it, we don't think anyone can.

Asslee Simpson could end up sharing the same fate as Mushy Fartone!

Renee Zellweger Talks “Bridget Jones 3”

Dishing details on her upcoming project, it looks like Renee Zellweger is at it again!

Reports have sparked that instead of gaining pounds like she previously did for her role in the 2004’s Bridget Jones film, that she would be wearing a fat suit for the new movie.

Not So Fast, Vin Diesel!

Damn him for taking our advice!

After reports that the "actor" backed out of the xXx franchise, it seems Vin Diesel was just pulling a cruel prank and letting us believe we were off the hook!

The rarely seen action hero will definitely be starring in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, which is set for a 2011 release.

Wowsa! Wasn't that also the name of a cheesetastic porno in Boogie Nights?!

"I made a few calls on this and I can tell you that it is completely not true," confirmed Diesel's publicist.

Another day, another terrible movie!

TLC To Air Special With Kate Gosselin

Since they've stopped filming it seems that TLC is really scraping the barrel to create episodes of Jon and Kate Plus 8 before it goes off the air in November.

On Monday the network will air a one-hour special with Kate Gosselin answering questions about her family as well as showing viewers' favorite moments from the show.

Ouch! We're sure Kate really feels like a walk down memory lane at this point!

Kate's special is going to air the same day she and Jon are going to court to sort out their financial issues.

What would U want to ask Kate?

Roman Polanksi Denied Bail, Staying In Swiss Prison!

After taking into consideration his last three decades as a fugitive, Switerland's top criminal court rejected Roman Polanski's plea to be released from prison.

"The appellant has already once in 1978 eluded American criminal proceedings by traveling to Europe," read the 17-page Court verdict, adding that the director's extradition to the States could result in trauma to his family and cost investors in his current film projects millions. "As a result, the motivation to flee is high."

Polanski is expected to appeal the decision within the next 10 days. According to his lawyers, this decision to keep him incarcerated could have damaging consequences for his film The Ghost, thus leaving his family bankrupt.

Riiiiight.

The famed director was accused of luring an underage girl with champagne and a Quaalude sedative during a modeling shoot in 1977 and raping her. For a man who was initially indicted on six felony counts, including rape by use of drugs, child molesting and sodomy, the least he can do is sit still for a while!

Michael Lohan Reveals Kidnapping "Detox" Plans

Michael Lohan continues to spout the crazy when talking about his plans to "help" daughter Lindsay Lohan.


Between talk of conservatorship and restraining orders, Michael Lohan is now clarifying his statements about setting Lindsay straight saying he had no plans to kidnap her:

"I just meant I'd like to detox her myself…but of course I'd get arrested. People will twist my words to mean what they want. The bottom line is, Lindsay needs help, and no one wants to do anything."

Detox her yourself? We understand you want to help your daughter, but why are you spilling everything to the media and WHY don't you get actual professionals to help her?!

Apparently Michael wants to take her to Okeha Castle on Long Island since he's friends with owner Gary Melius. Melius has apparently offered up the hotel to serve as a "home-base" for Lindsay as long as she wants while she sorts out her life.

We don't know what is going to unfold in the Lohan family dramz, but they never fail to keep us entertained!

Wow. We are shocked and saddened at what a dud RiRi's new song is!

Wow. We are shocked and saddened at what a dud RiRi's new song is!

We LOVE Rihanna, but we are very disappointed. Sure, she didn't write or produce the song. That blame goes to NeYo.

But RiRi did approve of this and (along with her label) chose it as her first single.

What was she thinking?????????

Russian Roulette sounds like a song Beyonce would have passed on because it's not good enough. This would have been a B-side on Rihanna's last album!

It's not a bad song, but it's definitely mediocre. And it's definitely not a first single on one of the most anticipated songs of the year!

The song and production are both seriously lacking!

She's been having all kinds of money issues lately!

She's been having all kinds of money issues lately!

A U.S. judge has ordered Courtney Love to pay Elite Maids for their services totaling over $3,000!

We can't even imagine how filthy Courtney must keep her living space!

Apparently she refused to pay for the maid service prompting them to take her to court. But being Courtney, she bailed on the court date Thursday so by default the judge had to rule against her.

We guess she has more important things to worry about!

LeAnn And Eddie's Desperate Cry For Attention!

For shame!

After the adulterous break-up of both their marriages, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian enjoyed a very public dinner at El Lay's paparazzi central, Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood. And although they tried to go out the side door, they changed their minds and walked right out the front with big smiles on their faces!

LAME!!!

In a city with two other Katsuya locations and a billion Japanese restaurants, they HAD to go there!

They're just giving their spouses more ammunition to take them for all they're worth!

Have at 'em!

OMFG! New Moon Clip of the Day: Jacob Goes Werewolf!

Attention, New Moon fans currently covering your feet:

Prepare for some cold toes... because the video below will knock your socks off!

In a newly-released clip from the Twilight Saga sequel, Taylor Lautner introduces a major scene from the film: Jacob's transformation into a werewolf, as the character comes to Bella's rescue.

While previous New Moon trailers have only showed snippets of scenes from the movie, this is the first extended look at a significant development in it.

We hope and pray the studio doesn't force YouTube to remove the clip, as it will merely build more excitement for the blockbuster. If that's even possible, of course...

As readers of the Twilight Saga novels know, Lautner's Jacob plays a prominent role in New Moon. Even more so than Robert Pattinson's Edward.

Based on the video above, though, we're confident he can pull it off. We can't wait for November 20. Can you?!?

Adam Lambert Embraces Naked Women (Do You Want To Make-Out With Glambert On Camera Too?)

While Adam Lambert shouldn't need help hyping his debut album, which comes out on November 24, creating a stir within the entertainment world can only help.

With that in mind (we assume), the singer has posed for a racy photo shoot for Details magazine... with a woman!

Inside the issue, which fans ought to pick up for an in-depth article and spread, Lambert brings up the fact that the opposite sex often throws their underwear - among other things - at him.

"I think it's weird that I'm having this effect on women. It's flattering," he says. "I've never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there's something significant about it, because there aren't a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry,"

Regarding the breasted gender, Lambert also said:

"I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn't mean I'm necessarily sleeping with them."

To prove his point, Lambert poses with a scantily-clad female in Details.
If she can do it, why not you?!

Details, the magazine running the hetero-centric (yet not at the same time) pictures of Adam Lambert is running a new sweepstakes through their website that fans of the American Idol should be really interested in.

Beginning today at 10am, you can click your way over to DETAILS.COM to enter for a chance to win a professional photo shoot with Adam.

We'll pass, but all of you should. Looks like he is pretty much up for anything.

Any of U going to enter?

John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life

Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.

Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.

Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:

"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."

Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:

"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.

"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."

Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.

As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?

"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."

That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.

Miss California Pageant Wants Its Fake Boob Money Back

The feud between Carrie Prejean and the Miss California Pageant just got a lot... bouncier.

Following the lawsuit filed by Prejean against organization officials for slander, libel, religious discrimination and infliction of emotional distress (it's hard to write that with a straight face), K2 Productions is firing back.

The company in charge of the Miss California USA pageant has counter-sued the disgraced beauty queen and is requesting that she return the $5,200 it gave her for breast-augmentation surgery last year. Seriously!

"Had [Prejean] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle," the suit actually reads.

As part of her original lawsuit, Prejean takes issue with the pageant's "public disclosure of private facts," but this counter-suit says the only private facts in question were bouncing around on stage during the competition.

"The alleged 'private facts' consist of her breast augmentation (which ceased being private during the swimsuit competition of the nationally-televised Miss USA pageant, in which Ms. Prejean walked the stage in a bikini)," the K2 suit states.

If Prejean is forced to return money for her fake boobs, can she also pay a fine for her phony, self-serving use of religion?

Courteney Cox's Bangin' Bikini Lingerie Body!

Cougar alert!

Courteney Cox's wardrobe for Cougar Town must be minimal because from what we can tell it's mostly lingerie!

Whatever it takes to get ratings right?

But does anyone really want to see Courtney parade around showing her tittays and ass? Well, besides hubby David Arquette.

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna: Reportedly On!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be broken up - but they are definitely having relationship problems.

In the latest issue of Star, the supermarket tabloid reports on the one-word reason for the tension between Justin and Jessica: Rihanna.

Reportedly, JT brought SexyBack under RiRi's Umbrella at a MTV Video Music Awards gathering on September 13, as the singers grinded in front of onlookers... and then moved on to her hotel room for a "steamy, private after-party," the magazine states.

“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” said a source, adding that Biel "must be a wreck" over the news.

While the publication won't come out and label Timberlake and Rihanna as an official item, it does go into detail about their close contact. You might wanna turn away (and unclench your fists), Chris Brown:

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” sand ain insider. “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

But it's quite the opposite for this gorgeous pair. Sources say Rihanna "wants to date" JT and even gave him an impromptu lap dance during a recording session this month