Damn him for taking our advice!
After reports that the "actor" backed out of the xXx franchise, it seems Vin Diesel was just pulling a cruel prank and letting us believe we were off the hook!
The rarely seen action hero will definitely be starring in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, which is set for a 2011 release.
Wowsa! Wasn't that also the name of a cheesetastic porno in Boogie Nights?!
"I made a few calls on this and I can tell you that it is completely not true," confirmed Diesel's publicist.
Another day, another terrible movie!