Not So Fast, Vin Diesel!

Damn him for taking our advice!

After reports that the "actor" backed out of the xXx franchise, it seems Vin Diesel was just pulling a cruel prank and letting us believe we were off the hook!

The rarely seen action hero will definitely be starring in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, which is set for a 2011 release.

Wowsa! Wasn't that also the name of a cheesetastic porno in Boogie Nights?!

"I made a few calls on this and I can tell you that it is completely not true," confirmed Diesel's publicist.

Another day, another terrible movie!

TLC To Air Special With Kate Gosselin

Since they've stopped filming it seems that TLC is really scraping the barrel to create episodes of Jon and Kate Plus 8 before it goes off the air in November.

On Monday the network will air a one-hour special with Kate Gosselin answering questions about her family as well as showing viewers' favorite moments from the show.

Ouch! We're sure Kate really feels like a walk down memory lane at this point!

Kate's special is going to air the same day she and Jon are going to court to sort out their financial issues.

What would U want to ask Kate?

Roman Polanksi Denied Bail, Staying In Swiss Prison!

After taking into consideration his last three decades as a fugitive, Switerland's top criminal court rejected Roman Polanski's plea to be released from prison.

"The appellant has already once in 1978 eluded American criminal proceedings by traveling to Europe," read the 17-page Court verdict, adding that the director's extradition to the States could result in trauma to his family and cost investors in his current film projects millions. "As a result, the motivation to flee is high."

Polanski is expected to appeal the decision within the next 10 days. According to his lawyers, this decision to keep him incarcerated could have damaging consequences for his film The Ghost, thus leaving his family bankrupt.

Riiiiight.

The famed director was accused of luring an underage girl with champagne and a Quaalude sedative during a modeling shoot in 1977 and raping her. For a man who was initially indicted on six felony counts, including rape by use of drugs, child molesting and sodomy, the least he can do is sit still for a while!

Michael Lohan Reveals Kidnapping "Detox" Plans

Michael Lohan continues to spout the crazy when talking about his plans to "help" daughter Lindsay Lohan.


Between talk of conservatorship and restraining orders, Michael Lohan is now clarifying his statements about setting Lindsay straight saying he had no plans to kidnap her:

"I just meant I'd like to detox her myself…but of course I'd get arrested. People will twist my words to mean what they want. The bottom line is, Lindsay needs help, and no one wants to do anything."

Detox her yourself? We understand you want to help your daughter, but why are you spilling everything to the media and WHY don't you get actual professionals to help her?!

Apparently Michael wants to take her to Okeha Castle on Long Island since he's friends with owner Gary Melius. Melius has apparently offered up the hotel to serve as a "home-base" for Lindsay as long as she wants while she sorts out her life.

We don't know what is going to unfold in the Lohan family dramz, but they never fail to keep us entertained!

Wow. We are shocked and saddened at what a dud RiRi's new song is!

Wow. We are shocked and saddened at what a dud RiRi's new song is!

We LOVE Rihanna, but we are very disappointed. Sure, she didn't write or produce the song. That blame goes to NeYo.

But RiRi did approve of this and (along with her label) chose it as her first single.

What was she thinking?????????

Russian Roulette sounds like a song Beyonce would have passed on because it's not good enough. This would have been a B-side on Rihanna's last album!

It's not a bad song, but it's definitely mediocre. And it's definitely not a first single on one of the most anticipated songs of the year!

The song and production are both seriously lacking!

She's been having all kinds of money issues lately!

She's been having all kinds of money issues lately!

A U.S. judge has ordered Courtney Love to pay Elite Maids for their services totaling over $3,000!

We can't even imagine how filthy Courtney must keep her living space!

Apparently she refused to pay for the maid service prompting them to take her to court. But being Courtney, she bailed on the court date Thursday so by default the judge had to rule against her.

We guess she has more important things to worry about!

LeAnn And Eddie's Desperate Cry For Attention!

For shame!

After the adulterous break-up of both their marriages, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian enjoyed a very public dinner at El Lay's paparazzi central, Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood. And although they tried to go out the side door, they changed their minds and walked right out the front with big smiles on their faces!

LAME!!!

In a city with two other Katsuya locations and a billion Japanese restaurants, they HAD to go there!

They're just giving their spouses more ammunition to take them for all they're worth!

Have at 'em!